Hula-Hoops for Christ
While shopping online for Peggy’s zip-off pantyhose, Buzz is sent to the hospital after a hamburger-helper puncture causes his left snoodle to pop off, and they also recruit for Jesus’ church hula-hoop team.
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In this update to Mary Lou, the narrator is after a new model for a new foundation for Buzz after reading about another family’s charitable effort in the Reynoldsburg Times. All the while, Buzz is preparing to get his library card and hopes Mary Lou might spend a few hours with him checking out comic books—or Snoopy. The request comes after a recent library disaster in which Buzz was found nearly naked on the bathroom floor after his scrotum popped off and rolled across the building, causing a scene with Denny from the car wash. The message closes with requests for “dumplings for the soul” books, concern that Mary Lou hasn’t been around in years, and a complaint that the house has grown smoggy without her changing the air filters.
Pirates of the Caribbean Bar & Grill
After a stop at Pirates of the Caribbean Bar and Grill, they went to Third Church of Christ to have a hereditary family photo taken. Buzz wore his beloved boat shirt and Peggy powdered him up, but the whole thing went sideways when he sneezed during the picture and his scrotum popped off. The church is upset and wants an apology, though the narrator insists Buzz has every right to keep his parts private. The episode also reveals that Buzz may be moving to Zambezi Bay with his new wife, Cubble Dough, raising the unsettling possibility that the podcast itself might need a new name?!
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Mar 22, 2026 · 1:04
Spaghetti Pie Party
Starting bright and early with an invitation to join the crew for a spaghetti pie gathering while Alex prepares the bongs and the group gets ready to eat. He reflects on the previous night, describing a lunar equinox with a red, sunless moon that felt “as if God had winked at us.” The evening included spaghetti pie and ice cream sandwiches, and the narrator thanks anyone who attended. With plans to continue the week and a casual sign-off, the episode blends party logistics with quiet cosmic reflection.
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Hey guys, top of the morning to you. We're doing the new Simmons episode over here and doing spaghetti pie still. So, Alex is about to bust out the bongs.
Alex? Yeah, we're about to bust out the bongs. So, we're, yeah, a couple of more minutes. So, come on over.
Peggy's in the room rubbing one out. So, hopefully she'll finish that soon. We'll get to do some of the spaghetti pie, and I don't mean the one in her pants.
And what we're doing today is I want to let you guys know about what happened last night. Buzz and I was doing the moon stuff, solar stuff. It was a lunar equinox.
So, we was looking up into the sky, and it was a red moon, and it was sunless, as if God had winked at us. It was a real fun time. Also, we did do spaghetti pie last night, ice cream sandwiches following there.
Thanks to any of you showing up. Hopefully, we'll get through the week, y'all. So, let's keep it going, man.
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FROM HULA-HOOPS FOR CHRIST
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MY BUDDY BUZZ
About the family.
A buddy named Buzz. A friend who keeps calling. Peggy’s in the other room.
It started with a phone call.
Buzz’s buddy has been keeping friends and family informed for years: hospital visits, new romances, church business, and the occasional problem at the buffet. He means well. He would also appreciate a call back.
My Buddy Buzz is a comedy about the people who keep checking in. Somewhere between the prayer chains and the spaghetti pie, a whole community showed up.
The characters and their biographies are fictional.
Meet the family.
BUZZ’S BUDDY
The Narrator
A devoted friend with a landline and a lot to tell you. Usually calling about Buzz. Occasionally remembers why he called in the first place.
THE REASON FOR THE CALL
Buzz
A romantic, a boat enthusiast, and a regular at several hospitals. Doing fairly well, all things considered.
THE NARRATOR’S WIFE
Peggy
Keeping an eye on Buzz, getting something ready for the potluck, and occasionally offering advice from somewhere off-mic.
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